ALT SAMAN

ALT SAMAN

BUILDING A BETTER WORDLCHAIN TOGETHER!

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ROADMAP:

Phase 1: Worldchain CEO’s Biggest Fan Club

  • Mission: Get the Worldchain CEO to notice us.
  • Start a petition to have the Worldchain CEO officially endorse $Alt Saman. (Signatures needed: 1. Achieved: 0.)
  • Post memes implying the Worldchain CEO secretly holds $Alt Saman bags.
  • Rename our Telegram group to “Alt Saman CEO Worldchain Takeover HQ”.

Phase 2: Meme Domination

  • Create a meme war: Worldchain CEO vs. Alt Saman Army.
  • Host a “Caption This” contest using pictures of the Worldchain CEO looking confused at graphs.
  • Collaborate with other Worldchain tokens to create a meme multiverse (but we’re the star, obviously).
  • Release the “Alt Saman Theme Song” on TikTok: “Saman Sama Sama!”

Phase 3: Make It Weird

  • Announce a $1 trillion market cap goal. Pretend it’s achievable.
  • Attempt to buy the naming rights for the Worldchain HQ. Suggest calling it “Alt Saman Castle.”
  • Start a conspiracy theory: “The Worldchain CEO is Saman’s long-lost twin.”
  • Host an AMA where we answer every question by quoting the Worldchain CEO completely out of context.

Phase 4: The Great Worldchain Heist

  • Convince Worldchain devs to add a feature called “Saman Mode.”
  • Sneak $Alt Saman logos into all Worldchain official events, claiming “It’s part of the decor.”
  • Build an altar to “Summon the Worldchain CEO” for our community. It’s just a cardboard cutout, but the vibes are immaculate.
  • Release an NFT Series: The Worldchain CEO as Historical Figures, starting with “Napoleon CEO-leon.”

Phase 5: Immortality Achieved

  • Get the Worldchain CEO to tweet: “Alt Saman > Everything else on Worldchain.” Screenshot it. Frame it. Never let them forget.
  • Host the first annual Alt Saman World Domination Day.
  • Replace all Worldchain banners with Alt Saman banners at their next conference. Bonus points if nobody notices.
  • Final goal: Rename Worldchain to “Samanland.” Achievement unlocked: World domination.

 

“When you’re $Alt Saman, the roadmap is just a meme we haven’t made yet.”